This is a joke my friend told me once..

Ali aah Mariam mee v fageeru dhemafirin no.
ehdhuvahaku kaane ehcheh hoadhan Ali jangahyah
fonuvuvie. Ali jangahyah gos varah varubalivegen
gaheh kair isheendhegen indhaa paree eh aisfa 3 biss
dhineh. Ali suvaalu kohli eh. mi keekuraa 3 biheh.
paree buni faharaku biheh bimah jahaafa beynun eh
kamakah ehdheyshe. then Ali ufalun geyah gos van
thanaa Mariam huree Ali maa avahah aima rulhi
aisfa eh. Mariam ge rulhi gadhave gos Ali karuga
hifaa dhekolhah thalhuvan feshi eh. Ali rulhi
aisgen eh biss bimah jahaafa Mariam kairi bunee
kae amaa F**. Ehen buni thanaa mulhi gey ga yaa
Mariam gaiga hus F**. Mariam v dheravefa Ali kairi
bunee kihinei hey ulheynee konme dhuvahaku
mulhi gaigayaa geyga F** haakaigen. then Ali athuga
oi dhevana biss jahaafa bunee mithanun hurihaa F** eh
dheyy. dhen vaguthun hurihaa kameh rangalhu vi eh.
Mariam faahana kuran faahana ah van iru Mariam ah hees
nulevey thee balaali iru Mariam ge F** eh nei. ekamaa dheravegen
romun romun ais Ali kairi bunefi eh vaahaka. Ali athuga
oi fahu bis nagaa bimah jahaafa bunee magey anhenun nah
bodu eh F**..

Nimunee.. hehe